FatBoy

They named that ice cream after me.

It’s a case of the product predicting who the consumer will be.

They are appealing to the damn it to hell dieter –

I give up. Let my consciense be quieter.

Dieting all the time is just too damned hard.

Bring it on FatBoy. Pile on the lard?

Keep that scale that waste those toes out of sight.

Just take another bite.