Cross Training

Thoughts during an early morning jog

• Jesus Christ, what the hell I am doing at 6 in the morning?
• Is this crucible an exercise in futility (with my flab still bouncing with every step)?
• Will my soul come through my nose if I jog another minute?
• My last supper is coming right back up. 
• Yeah, he is risen. I’d rather still be asleep.
• Blessed are the meek. It is I who reek.
• Time to end this earthly run. But I’ll be back.