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Cross Training

Thoughts during an early morning jog

  • Jesus Christ, what the hell I am doing at 6 in the morning?
  • Is this crucible an exercise in futility (with my flab still bouncing with every step)?
  • Will my soul come through my nose if I jog another minute?
  • My last supper is coming right back up. 
  • Yeah, he is risen. I’d rather still be asleep.
  • Blessed are the meek. It is I who reek.
  • Time to end this earthly run. But I’ll be back.

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